19 Signs You Have a Jewish Mother

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19 Signs You Have a Jewish Mother

Stephen Darori

1. Talking twice a day is not enough.

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2. You gain weight every holiday because of her cooking.

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3. She reminds you not to forget your coat because it’s always a bit too cold out.

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4. When she comes to visit, she brings several containers of food.

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5. Since the age of 3, you were told you should be a lawyer or a doctor.

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6. If you cough, she will ask you to visit the doctor asap.

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7. She will carry your wedding album in her purse to make sure all her friends see her beautiful kids.

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8. If you serves in the army, she will drive 200 km or more to come to visit you every Shabbat.

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9. When you meet a new girl/guy, the entire family will know about it in 15 minutes.

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10. If she calls and you don’t answer, she will continue calling until you do.

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11. When you take a flight, she will ask you to call her as soon as you land.

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12. If you don’t, see will soon take a flight to make sure you are ok!

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http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/the%20guilt%20trip?language=tr_TR

13. If you don’t finish your dinner, she will tell you she slaved in the kitchen and won’t cook again.  Until the next time, of course.

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14. She will be upset after you get your first tattoo or piercings, and give you guilt for it for the rest of your life.

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15. It doesn’t matter how old you are, you will stay a kid to her.

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16. You will give new girlfriends/boyfriends a list of what NOT to say to your mom.

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17. She will notice everything new and comment on it, even on silly stuff.

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18. After a few hours at her home, you will need a strong drink.

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19. No matter what you do, you know she will always love you.

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Main photo: http://thisisthewell.com/guilt-trip-is-diamond-in-the-rough/

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